How to play Squash very badly

To see squash played properly, ie by people a lot younger, fitter and slimmer than I am, visit here.

In Phil's and my defence this vid was shot on the first day ever that the temperature in the UK went above 100F, the humidity being helped nicely by the full sized heated pool in the same building. Can't help thinking what it must have been like for Dad playing in the non-airconditioned courts in Changi, Singapore just after WW2. Now that must have been steamy.